s h o p p i n g c a r t
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h a l f t o n e p u n s
sour puss
at the intersection of arty and offensive rests a set of legs and a welcoming piece of fruit. it invites you to sample its delicious juice.
printed on mockingly bright yellow, so as to make sure that people notice and get uncomfortable.
at the intersection of arty and offensive rests a set of legs and a welcoming piece of fruit. it invites you to sample its delicious juice.
printed on mockingly bright yellow, so as to make sure that people notice and get uncomfortable.
eyesaur
remember jurassic park? they had those genetic experiments to revive the dinosaurs and whatever else. this is sort of like that, except less physically violent, and more violently awesome.
printed on your choice of LOOKATMEIMSOBRIGHT pink, orange, yellow, or green. that's fluorescent for the non-english speakers.
definitely one of the most popular designs.
remember jurassic park? they had those genetic experiments to revive the dinosaurs and whatever else. this is sort of like that, except less physically violent, and more violently awesome.
printed on your choice of LOOKATMEIMSOBRIGHT pink, orange, yellow, or green. that's fluorescent for the non-english speakers.
definitely one of the most popular designs.
bear breasted
there's nothing yogi bear likes better than a set of fresh melons at a pic-i-nic. although this might be too bizarre for any animal--cartoon or otherwise--to really enjoy, we humans can rejoice in seeing inferior life forms enraged by being decapitated and swapped for parts of the female anatomy.
you better believe mr. ranger isn't going to like this.
printed on slate gray for maximum species superiority.
there's nothing yogi bear likes better than a set of fresh melons at a pic-i-nic. although this might be too bizarre for any animal--cartoon or otherwise--to really enjoy, we humans can rejoice in seeing inferior life forms enraged by being decapitated and swapped for parts of the female anatomy.
you better believe mr. ranger isn't going to like this.
printed on slate gray for maximum species superiority.
cross pollination
all i know is that if someone told me in catholic school that this was one of the stations of the cross, i might still go to church. celebrate your appreciation of life, language, and...uhh...hummingbirds?
printed on your choice of coral orangeish/red, kelly green, or kingdom-of-god blue.
all i know is that if someone told me in catholic school that this was one of the stations of the cross, i might still go to church. celebrate your appreciation of life, language, and...uhh...hummingbirds?
printed on your choice of coral orangeish/red, kelly green, or kingdom-of-god blue.
d o o t d o o t b e e p d o t s h i r t s
two kids
in the childhood picnics of the future, your best friend will be a cyborg. or a robot. it's going to be so awesome you'll wish you were never born, or at least not yet. on second thought, i guess we did have digi-pets for a while.
white ink on an orange shirt.
in the childhood picnics of the future, your best friend will be a cyborg. or a robot. it's going to be so awesome you'll wish you were never born, or at least not yet. on second thought, i guess we did have digi-pets for a while.
white ink on an orange shirt.
i've got my world on the eyes
it's good to see that junior has taken an early interest in the archaic art of cartography!!!!!!
black ink on an olive green shirt.
it's good to see that junior has taken an early interest in the archaic art of cartography!!!!!!
black ink on an olive green shirt.